48 Thoughts I Had While Watching ‘The Pitt’ Season 2, Episode 4

Okay, we’re so back (sort of), because the latest episode of The Pitt absolutely flew by. If Season 2 has largely paled in comparison to its predecessor, I am overjoyed to report that the season’s seemed to find its footing with Episode 4.

And so, without further ado, please find (quite literally) every thought I had about Season 2, Episode 4 of The Pitt.

1. God, this shift is only four hours old?
2. And they’re already…betting on whatever the hell is wrong at Westbridge?
3. Al-Hashimi getting in on the fun, I love it.
4. Did Langdon’s eyes get bluer?
5. Huckleberry, confirmed astrology girlie!
6. And he learned his zodiac ways from Santos…oh, the lesbian that she is.
7. This whole subplot about Huckleberry hanging out with the dead farmer from last season’s widow and his baby is so weird, especially given how little we know about everyone else’s personal life.
8. Javadi is so excited to be dealt in on the Santos/Huckleberry roommate goss, I love it.
9. Trying to gossip about an attending with an attending is, indeed, bold, but that’s our Santos!
10. This guy…fell through the skylight of a florist shop?
11. Ah, I see, parkour injury.
12. It’s 2026, but go off.
13. “Only responds to pain”…sounds like me dating in my 20s! Ba-dum-bum-chhh!!!
14. Garcia’s on the case!
15. Of all the suspiciously hot people on this show, I think Garcia is the one I’m most parasocially in love with.
16. Santos and I have that in common.
17. Not this very legally aware TikToker making a…series about parkour? And pissing off the doctors by trying to film?
18. God bless Princess for being (basically) the only person to pronounce Al-Hashimi’s name correctly.
19. I feel so bad for this guy who was tasered by that racist asshole security guard 🙁
20. This seems like a great time to link to Mutual Aid Diabetes.
21. Oh, hey, it’s that girl who super-glued her fake eyelashes together.
22. Am I wrong, or does she kind of have chemistry with Langdon?
23. Or are they both just attractive?
24. I’m glad we didn’t have to watch Langdon basically cut her eye open.
25. Aw, Mel’s excited about that guy flirting with her by talking about boba, even though he ended up…fleeing from the cops (kind of hot, IMO, but I doubt Mel agrees).
26. Dear God, med school costs $200,000?
27. Okay, Joy, get in there with the sass!
28. I really hate this tall med student with the dearth of social skills.
29. This randy old man is failing to charm me as much as he’s seemingly charming McKay.
30. “My greatest joy in life is my social calendar.” Can’t relate!
31. Is McKay…asking out a patient?
32. Is this…allowed?
33. I’m uncomfortable, but the patient doesn’t seem to be.
34. Oh, sweet baby nurse Emma.
35. My namesake, in many ways.
36. Letting her learn the ropes on Joy is crazy, although she seems to have nailed it.
37. Oh…spoke too soon, maybe.
38. I can’t wait for The Pitt’s doctors to handle this patient’s eating disorder with a level of sensitivity that no doctor would ever display in real life.
39. Oh, Javadi, my sweet angel.
40. McKay is such a good mom to all of her rando patients 🙂
41. I need to know the backstory of the beef between Robby and the psychiatrist on duty.
42. I love that literally nobody (including the Russian lady from last week) wants Robby to go on his motorcycle trip.
43. Love to see Javadi getting her TikTok shine!
44. And now she’s meeting her stan…is this going to be resolved favorably?
45. Javadi stunting on Langdon with her follower count is my favorite thing ever.
46. Langdon, stop complaining about your home life to the man whose meds you stole!
47. Even if he is incredibly sweet and not mad at you about it.
48. Wow, Huckleberry demoted to Fuckleberry. Santos is fickle!