If I may quote the old lady from Titanic, it’s been eighty-four years since Season 2 of Euphoria graced our TV screens (that’s how it feels to me, anyway), but hark! What light through yonder HBO promo breaks?
A trailer for the long-awaited third season of Sam Levinson’s ultra-dark high-school hit finally dropped on Wednesday, and naturally, I had capital-M Musings. Watch the first official trailer for Season 3 of Euphoria for yourself, then find quite literally every thought I had about it below.
- Rue’s running-away face is kind of giving Claire Danes’s cry face.
- Okay, it’s officially “a few years after high school,” so I can stop mentally mocking Levinson for freezing these clearly grown-ass adults in televised adolescence.
- Drugs!!!!
- 🙁
- I wanted a sober adulthood for Rue!
- I guess that’s not so TV-friendly, though.
- Oh, and Laurie’s back to collect?!?
- This Sydney Sweeney-shaking-her-ass-with-a-tail-on-it moment seems made to be memed.
- It’s good to know that my hatred for Nate is right where I left it.
- “I work all day, and my bride-to-be is spread-eagled on the internet.”
- A) God forbid a woman make money, and B) oh, I’m so sure you “work all day,” Nate.
- Okay, it looks like Nate and Cassie officially get hitched.
- And Lexi’s there, all grown up and glowed-up!
- Waiiiiiit, are Jules and Maddy sugaring?
- Maddy’s kiss curls are generationally important.
- Nobody wears a white tank top quite like Zendaya, it must be said.
- Rue with a giant gun!
- So many strippers!
- Like, so many.
- I’m stressed out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Is it April 12 yet?
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