19 Thoughts I Had About the New Trailer for Ryan Murphy’s ‘All’s Fair,’ Starring Kim Kardashian, Teyana Taylor, and Sarah Paulson

While I’m a few franchises behind on Ryan Murphy’s horror fare (I stopped keeping up when Sarah Paulson was a traumatized 1950s lesbian frozen in a block of ice, or whatever happened on American Horror Story: Asylum), that doesn’t mean I’m not extremely seated for the wildly prolific writer/director/producer’s non-terrifying projects. Among them? The much-buzzed-about American Love Story, with a first season focused on John-John and Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy, and—coming in just a month’s time—the legal drama All’s Fair, about a team of female divorce attorneys.

All’s Fair appears to be an overstuffed Christmas stocking of female Hollywood talent (Kim Kardashian! Naomi Watts! Niecy Nash-Betts! Teyana Taylor! Sarah Paulson again! Glenn freaking Close!), and on Wednesday we were blessed with its (wild) first official trailer. Watch it for yourself, then find (literally) every thought I had about it below: